More photographs from our intrepid reporter recording the activities of everyday Trumpington folk.
Here is 'Mad' Peter setting off for the beach from his hut. He is a really angry man which is why he is known as 'Mad' Peter. He also believes in Ghosts, the Loch Ness Monster, the Yeti and the integrity of Multi-national Financial Institutions.
Captain Mainbearing and his Elite Home Guard Platoon. Captain Mainbearing used to rule his platoon with a rod of iron until it was confiscated to make spare parts for Spitfires.
The Trumpington Home Guard with heavy support section. Captain Mainbearing doesn't believe in camouflage as that is for 'sissies'.
I was wrong in my earlier post. The grey/green coach is carrying members of the Society of the Golden Dawn to the church. They were only disguised as UKIP supporters. They are in Trumpington to protect us from the forces of evil.
Here is a birds eye view of the Home Guard on exercise near the church and vicarage.